A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind.
Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Girls usually have a paper mGchT face on their wedding day.
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life 'Tis most meddled with by other people.
Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.